utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

(via americankimchi)

littlefangs:

not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

(via kingof-the-crossroads)

lesbianomens:

Discworld references in Good Omens Season 2

5ftboy:

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“Waterwalk; you and up to 10 allies gain the ability to walk on water.”
“You didn’t have to tell us that though. ‘Cause now we're mad.”

basingstokemercury:

I LOVE HIM

(via wanderingwriter87)

racketghost:

racketghost:

sincere apologies to anyone trying to interact with me about anything other than what that gay angel and demon have going on

we are all so good and normal

(via forineffablereasons)

avnj0gia:

quintsmachete:

“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi, it's me, spoiler anon. After some thought (read: "Wait, why didn't I just do this from the getgo?") I have decided to just block the entire GOmens tag until I finish the show, but I wanted to thank you for being so gracious and accommodating to my ask! I reread my request and I think it sounds pushier than I meant it to, so your answering so promptly and politely was really way more than I deserved. Thank you!

Hey no worries! You’ll have to let me know what you think of the season overall when you finish 😊

depsidase:

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ladybokatankryze:

“He is not a very good demon. He’s good at sort of snarl and the swagger and pretending that he’s terribly cynical, but actually his problem is that he’s a bit too…too much heart, really.” - DAVID TENNANT

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